Can I go to the chapel in Jeans?

Hey Everybody,

So I am planning a wedding, and although exciting to think about, it also often induces a little stress (a.k.a panic attacks). I mean it’s not like I have to carry a brown paper bag to breath into  . . . yet. I like picking out flowers and the venue, but I absolutely hate trying on wedding dresses.

First of all I am not the skinniest girl. I do not have to be removed from my home via crane either.  I do not shop in the plus size department, but yet barley any of the wedding dresses I have tried on even fit. I have been working out and trying to eat healthy, but I don’t think I will ever be a size four again, and I am ok with that (I still have the pictures beotches!).

But it does bother me after all this time finding the right person (love you M) . . . (stop gaging) I can’t even enjoy finding a dress to marry him in. A woman at a bridal store yesterday said to me well this “is only half the dress we’ll need”!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The funny thing about this is this woman weighed more than me! WTF? Also I have a theory that this store had wide mirrors because I looked odd. (My skinny Sister in law backed me up on this).

So I shall continue my conquest to find the loveliest dress ever made to shove my booty in for my wedding day, until then I am boycotting dresses like the plague. Maybe I could wear something else ”bridal” like white sweatpants, or jeans, or maybe a very pretty white robe!  Have a good day peeps.

Till Next Time,

HG