Carbs vs. ME

So I have secured my unemployment and I am feverently searching for jobs.  In this peril I have decided to lose the remaining baby weight… no I did not have a baby, I am talking about my baby weight which since now I am twenty six is probably a little overdue.  So there enters the problem, my idiotic solution . . . the no carb diet.  I have made it about eighteen hours now and a cupcake is calling me from the pantry. Here is a list of the foods I have already craved today.

Hot dogs, bread, burger and fries, bread sticks, bread, mashed potatoes, and bread.

So far into my diet I have learned two things. Bread is delicious, and a life without carbs is probably not worth living.

So I figured I would ask you all, what are some good no carb options???

Quote of the week

“The world is my oyster, and I’m going to F-ing shuck it”
Haley Girl

Unemployed, not overjoyed.

So officially a big hand for my former employer for contesting my unemployment.  I just want to say thank you because when you sell over a million dollars a year for someone I think the appropriate gift is a pink slip and a foot kicking your ass out the door.

So whats next? . . . .crickets

What is wrong with me? I have no idea what I want to do. (Other than T-pee my former employers million dollar home).

Maybe I should write on my blog all day about the crazy shit that happens? Can someone like me pay my bills with snarky comments and bitchy humor . . . . probably not, but hell it breaks up the time between searching for jobs and folding mike’s boxer briefs and old ratty T-shirts that say things like “stop looking at my walletus maximus”.

Mike is in Brazil for work this week (where do I apply?) lucky bastard. He is working hard I am told, and I do miss him so I am looking forward to his return Saturday.

back to job searching. . .joy.

Well I have been away for away, but you 4 people haven’t noticed have you?

Till next time,

Haley Girl