Carbs vs. ME

So I have secured my unemployment and I am feverently searching for jobs.  In this peril I have decided to lose the remaining baby weight… no I did not have a baby, I am talking about my baby weight which since now I am twenty six is probably a little overdue.  So there enters the problem, my idiotic solution . . . the no carb diet.  I have made it about eighteen hours now and a cupcake is calling me from the pantry. Here is a list of the foods I have already craved today.

Hot dogs, bread, burger and fries, bread sticks, bread, mashed potatoes, and bread.

So far into my diet I have learned two things. Bread is delicious, and a life without carbs is probably not worth living.

So I figured I would ask you all, what are some good no carb options???

Blog Experiment #1

So my sister came up with this random list O’ questions and I gave her  a list for her blog (mine were was sweeter). To check hers out go to my links and check Ethereal Girl out.

1. What are your top three vices?

Chocolate. I like it a lot (like I might push down a small kid to get to it, and then I would feel bad, but that’s probably just guilt from all that sweet chocolate I just ate).

John and Kate +8. I love this show from TLC it’s about a family with tons of kids. It makes me want to be a mom. (It also makes me want to take a nap when I see how much work sextuplets and twins are).

and sleep. I love sleep, and I feel as though I never get enough of it. I love our huge bed, and our sweet sheets.

2. What’s the best meal you’ve ever cooked?

I have cooked a lot of stuff, but meal wise probably the Cornish hen faux Thanksgiving dinner for M and I last year. (Faux meaning it happened the week after Thanksgiving) Tastes just like it sounds . . . Delicious. I am more of a baker so I would say my creme brulees or my kit kat mouse cake.

3. Are you ever going to sketch something for me?

As soon as you come see my house.

4. Any thoughts on standardized health care?

I think it is a great idea, only the other parts of our country are so screwed up I am not sure it would function properly right now. I do know that I have insurance and I still have shelled out a crap load of money this year for medical treatment, so I vote yes to a plan that will help people who do not have health care, and help us people who are paying for doctor and drug company employee’s summer homes in the Hampton’s. It’s simple Obamanomics

5. Name the best and worst advice you’ve received.

Best advice was to make people treat me as the great person I am (TOOT TOOT, sorry my horn went off). This advice was given to me because of all the asses I dated. Someone who cares about you calls, and shows it. Thanks KQ

The worst advice, was to start smoking. My love for cigs took seven almost eight years to quit and I still get sad thinking about how much money I spent, and how grossed I must have smelled (nast). I still miss reflecting!

6. Who is your celebrity crush?

Oh I love me some Edward from Twilight, I also think Stephen Straight is very good looking. (check out The Coven, movie). Other than that M is still the best looking man around.

7. What food did you like as a kid that you no longer like as an adult?

I think I went through food phases. I used to love Tomatoes and then for years I hated them, now I like them again. I loved Bologna like it was my best friend, and now I am not so fond.

8. Why do you talk so fast?

I don’t realize that I am talking that fast, but I reason it to that I am thinking a lot and have a lot to say so I try to get it out fast. Also you and R (older brother) used to beat on me so I talked when I could as a kid .

9. Did you ever attempt to call Jeff Gerard?

Your an ass. and No

10. What surprises you the most?

That I am this far in life. I remember thinking what my life would be like and so far I am pretty on track (minus the shitty economy). I try to remember to enjoy the now because it goes quick.

Till Next Time,

HG

Engaged. . . Woo Hoo!

So HG has gotten engaged. M took me to as a surprise to SIN CITY BABY!

Now many of you may be thinking WTF SIN CITY? But let me give some back story. I have always liked the idea that on my first wedding anniversary I would high tail ti to Vegas and have a drunken renewal wedding in the little wedding chapel. So M being the fabulous thinker he is thought that this would be the perfect reason to come back at one year.

So As we walked down the street we came to the Bellagio Hotel, which if you have never been to Vegas is the Hotel with the fountains out front . . . .

Ahhhh.....

 

As we reached the Bellagio Hotel, a lot of people were waiting for the fountains to start (it’s a very cool sight. So we decided to watch, as soon as the music started and the water started spraying I felt a tap on my shoulder and when I turned around M was down on one knew. After asking him if he was sure, and securing the ring on my finger. We kissed about a million and a half times and celebrated with Dinner at monami gabi in the Paris Hotel.

It was an amazing night, and for all you ladies out there I got some sweet Bling too!

 I AM GETTING MARRIED, WHOO HOO!!!!!!

Till Next Time,

HG

P.s. Pic is from ask.com, video is from youtube.com

Twilight is approaching. . . .

Hola people,

So busy weekend, busy Monday. I figured I needed to write today for the three people that randomly read my bog. Twilight will be coming out Friday morning at 12:01 a.m. Now you may ask yourself what kind of a jackass would go see a movie at that hour? A teenage girl smitten by the lead male? A tween boy who like vampires? The answer is none of the above, but me.

            I LOVE TWILIGHT, I LOVE TWILIGHT, I LOVE TWILIGHT, I LOVE TWILIGHT, I LOVE TWILIGHT

Yep I am dragging my arse into the theater then going to work the next day (LIKE THE CRAZY BEOTCH THAT I AM). I know I am crazy but the idea of seeing it right away is exciting (WOO HOO Edward). I finished all four books in less than five days (bragging is all I have). I had a day break in between so that makes is a little more impressive. I am so excited to see the characters come to life. I will update all on my findings of the film, characters etc. But for now I figured I would leave you with this . . .  I thought about putting a leaked scene in here, but I want it to be a surprise, so here goes. . . .

 

Till Next Time,

HG

The perfect Christmas Gift . . . Of All Time . . .

Good Morning all,

    So the search has begun for the best Christmas gifts ever. Due to my life partner I have a lot of additional people on my list and I am obsessive about finding the right gift for each person. It is always great to receive something nice, by my joy comes from the reaction of someone who truly loves what I gave them. I love seeing them smile or laugh at the item I hand picked just for them.

     I have given some odd gifts over the years. One year mys sister and I took over the tradition of “Santa Piles” (small piles of gifts like a calender, makeup, basketball etc for each person) we gave my dad a bottle of mustard in his pile. I have also been able to give people some great gifts. Last year I made both of my parents over sized quilts with pictures of our family screen all over it.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

     The challenge is a little harder this year because I have set the bar at a ridiculously high level. I want this to be a Christmas to remember. I am trying to accomplish my own miracle on Quincy Bridge Ct. I already have gotten some gifts that will knock peoples socks off. I can’t wait to see my niece and nephew open gifts with our family as well as M.

Every time a bell rings . . . .

     Each person is different. My brother is generally the hardest to “please”, but M runs a close second. Now when I say this I mean that when these men open a gift JOY does not shoot out of them. They ponder the gift, smile, and say thanks. To this day I am still waiting for the gift that knocks my brothers socks off. This just might be the year.

I know HIM!!!!!!

     Any special gifts on your list this year. If you could ask Santa for anything what would it be?

 

Till Next Time,

HG

Wisconsin Dells Closed back in 5 Minutes!

Morning all,

Yay!

    So I had a fun weekend, Friday night we had dinner with my Dad for his birthday at the Yard House in Glenview (good spinach dip). Then I decided to surprise M and take him up to Wisconsin Dells for a night this weekend as a little getaway for his birthday which was last week. We had the pleasure of my sister in law (married to my brother) and their two kids (Aidan and Delaney) joining us! We stayed at the Wilderness.( www.wildernessreosrt.com) They had multiple indoor water parks so we splashed and frolicked and then came home Sunday morning (driving to the Dells is less fun than sleeping in the backseat FYI).

     There was only one small problem. . . I had decided that because M had never been up to the Dells I would take him to all of the places my family and I had frequented during the many trips we tookwhen I was younger (Yay Nostalgia). So for dinner Saturday we drove on over to Mexicali Rose, an amazing Mexican restaurant which serves kiddie cocktails in a boot shaped glass and it was CLOSED. . . Joy. So ok no big deal we ate at Moose Jaw (got my kiddie cocktail there!) which was very good and the kids had a good time, except when Delaney refused to put on her coat and then cried when she got cold (sorry I didn’t listen more when I was little Mom). Next I figured we could stop at the Indian Trading Post. A store with everything from kids toys and trinkets to moccasins and turquoise jewelry. I remember many a jaunt there as a child and I had planned to relive this, but unfortunately they were CLOSED too . . . joy. Then we decided oh well maybe the Deer Park will be open, not a chance. That placed was sealed up like Fort Knox.

    So I know what your thinking no worries because we could still enjoy an awesome homemade breakfast at the world famous Paul Bunyan’s! But you would be wrong because as we approached I realized not one car graced the parking lot, and the glorious sign stated the sad truth. Paul Bunyan was CLOSED until next season. So did this ruin my weekend? No I got to have a good time with everyone, and those things will all be there next year when we go again (DURING OPEN SEASON!) We had a blast with the kids and I think little trips like this are something they will remember too.

P.s. Shout out to the Wilderness who gave me a free upgrade into the Monty Suite, Gracia’s!

P.s Wilderness WTF why haven’t you called me back about the blanket we left in our room?

P.s. I’m sorry I just liked that blanket, thanks.

Till Next Time,

HG

Last Minute Halloween Costumes

Happy Halloween!

I thought you might need some help (We are procrastinators sometime) so here are some interesting ideas for you to ponder. . .

Scary Costumes . . .

1. Stock Broker- suit, tie, briefcase, and sadistic will to rob people of hard earned money.
2. Death Certificate- Just sit very still, and pin a a certificate to you.
3. Sarah Palin- A suit, glasses, a baby on your hip, and the desire to overturn Roe vs. Wade.
4. Our Economy- A lighter a map of the USA.
5. Ghost-Sheet with holes in it, and a copy of the Wall Street Journal to make it extra terrifying.

Fun Costumes

1. Amy Winehouse- Coffin, Last will and Testament, T-shirt that says one hit wonder.
2. Gumball Machine- clear garbage bag filled with balloons, red pants.
3. Garbage Man- Suit, hat, and a fat bankroll (he probably makes more than all of us).
4. HSM Character- (High school Musical) wear a suit and stand under an unemployment sign, this economy sucks, you ain’t getting a job.
5. Mr Bill- Blue Jeans, Red shirt, and say “Oh Noooo” all night. (This is for KQ)

Have a great and safe Halloween!

Till Next Time,

HG

We Interupt This Broadcast For a Special Annoucement . . .

Hello All!

So I heard some interesting news that Barack Obama has bought thirty minutes of advertisement time this evening. A thirty minute commercial, holy crap that is a long time. What do you think he will discuss? Is this going to be another Joe the Plumber night? Will we discuss his plans when he is elected President? Will it be a last minute reminder to vote? Technically that would only take about thirty seconds, but thirty minutes? What could we discuss in thirty minutes? In case he gets left with some additional air time, here are some ideas that could come in as handy fillers Barack . . .

1. Lets talk about the crap we wanna know, give us the dirt! Does McCain smell like Formaldehyde? Does Palin want to give me her expensive campaign footwear because those are  “The campaign’s clothes” and because she would rather shop consignment in Wasilla?
2. What about Greys Anatomy, does Barack think Meredeth and Derek will every cut the crap and just be happy together?
3. Does Barack break for animals?
4. Does he plan to go see the new movie Twilight on opening night too? (I think Barack would really like the Cullens too!)
5. Is Joe Biden as funny in real life as he is on Leno?

Either way I am interested in hearing him speak. On another note I am so proud of everyone here in Chicago and the Northern suburbs as of this morning it was reported that over 500,000 people have cast their ballots! Woo Hoo!!!!!!!!!! This is what true Democracy is about people! Voice your choice!

!!!!VOTE!!!!

!!! Seriously!!!

!!Our Future, Your Voice!!

 

Till Next Time,

HG

All fun And No Play Make HG a Dull Blogger

So I have officially become lame . . . .and therefore I decided to show this to my sister who is getting married next year. A WARNING Kelly this could happen to you!!!!!!!!!!

Till Next Time,

HG

Bumper Stickers are Fun For All

Alo all,

     So yesterday while driving to my brothers house to watch the kids I saw a sweet old school Chevy Malibu in a wonderful brown color with a bumper sticker that read . . .

“Don’t touch . . I’m not that kind of car”

     Now after the longest day ever basically I burst into laughter and started thinking what other funny bumper stickers are out there. So I did a little reseach and came up with the top ten list of the funniest bumper stickers. I think I am so intrigued by them because my dad never really liked them and we never had them on our cars. So here we go!!!

1. I am only speeding because I have to poop.
2. I Heart (shape) cats they taste just like chicken!
3. Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
4. Jesus is coming . . . look busy.
5. I Have Good Brakes, Do you Have GOOD Insurance?
6. Horn Is Broken Watch For Finger
7. My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student. 
8. Love Thy Neighbor, But Don’t Get Caught!
9. Kinky is using a feather, preverted is using the whole Chicken!
10. God Loves You! Everyone Else Thinks Your an Asshole

woo hoo!

 

Hope this made your day a little better, Happy Friday!

Till Next TIme,

HG